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When Motley Crüe were sad and terrible.
The new Big Issue is out. Please buy it, wherein you can read my treatise on why Coldplay are the IKEA flatpack of pop.
ELMO KEEP
I'm A Writer, Hire Me!
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OH HELLO.
So great of you to visit!
I'm Elmo Keep.
I'm a writer living in Australia.
The short of it. The slightly longer.
I maintain that KISS andU2 Bruce Sringsteen are exactly the same, give or take a few visual aides.
The publication of this thesis ispending. Still right here.
Please, enjoy my pointless commentary on Twitter.
And because this is the internet, I keep a Tumblr too.
I also like to play the ukelele.
Here's the things I like to read.
Recently In Stuff I've Done:
You can grab my FREE ebook!
Other work can be found in the archives.
Do email me to discuss things such as work opportunities, or if you prefer, KISS!
So great of you to visit!
I'm Elmo Keep.
I'm a writer living in Australia.
The short of it. The slightly longer.
I maintain that KISS and
The publication of this thesis is
Please, enjoy my pointless commentary on Twitter.
And because this is the internet, I keep a Tumblr too.
I also like to play the ukelele.
Here's the things I like to read.
Recently In Stuff I've Done:
You can grab my FREE ebook!
Other work can be found in the archives.
Do email me to discuss things such as work opportunities, or if you prefer, KISS!
