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I maintain that KISS and U2 are exactly the same, give or take a few visual aides. The publication of this thesis is pending. Still.

In the meantime, please enjoy my pointless commentary on Twitter. And because this is the internet, I keep a Tumblr too..

I also like to play the ukelele.

Greatest Hits:
Interviewing Slash
The Google Beast File
Meanjin Essay: The Tattoo
Why I Write (About Music)
Rock’s Back Pages
Stop Interrupting Me, Gene Simmons (An Interview)
Henry Rollins Interview
In Defence of Bono
Kirsty and Elmo review Elton John via SMS</description><title>ELMO KEEP</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @elmokeep)</generator><link>http://elmokeep.com/</link><item><title>I Was Going Out To The Circus With My Son Tonight</title><description>Last night we went along to see LCD Soundsystem, which was awesome, even if they didn’t play...</description><link>http://elmokeep.com/post/863996161</link><guid>http://elmokeep.com/post/863996161</guid><pubDate>Mon, 26 Jul 2010 22:28:00 -0400</pubDate><category>All my friends</category><category>We're safe for the moment</category><category>LCD Soundsystem</category></item><item><title>Pitchfork Seeks New Writers</title><description>Pitchfork Seeks New Writers: You know what I would personally love to read on Pitchfork? Thousands...</description><link>http://elmokeep.com/post/809563337</link><guid>http://elmokeep.com/post/809563337</guid><pubDate>Wed, 14 Jul 2010 01:00:00 -0400</pubDate><category>These days are better than that</category><category>I think you will find that I am more than suitable for your employ</category></item><item><title>This Is Not An Exit</title><description>I used to spend an inordinate amount of time in my father’s study, as a child. Because it was...</description><link>http://elmokeep.com/post/776635301</link><guid>http://elmokeep.com/post/776635301</guid><pubDate>Tue, 06 Jul 2010 08:20:00 -0400</pubDate><category>That is why I'm like this</category><category>American Psycho</category><category>1991</category><category>I have some memories of Bret Easton Ellis</category></item><item><title>The National Interview</title><description>The National Interview: Brooklyn quintet The National continue to garner critical accolades off the...</description><link>http://elmokeep.com/post/709233723</link><guid>http://elmokeep.com/post/709233723</guid><pubDate>Thu, 17 Jun 2010 17:50:00 -0400</pubDate><category>You Must Be Loving Your Life In The Rain</category><category>Interview</category><category>The National</category></item><item><title>Lou Reed press conference PHOTOBOMB.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l349c4SOeg1qz8v4jo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Lou Reed press conference PHOTOBOMB.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://elmokeep.com/post/639948026</link><guid>http://elmokeep.com/post/639948026</guid><pubDate>Fri, 28 May 2010 02:14:28 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>I Could Have Been A Contender </title><description>UPDATE! This is now in the past! Just like LOST! Except that not everyone is dead.Some friends of...</description><link>http://elmokeep.com/post/612991117</link><guid>http://elmokeep.com/post/612991117</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 May 2010 08:04:00 -0400</pubDate><category>And This Is Why I'm Like This</category><category>Noone Could Touch U2 Between 1980 and 1997</category></item><item><title>The Thrilling Tale Of My First Tattoo</title><description>
Emily Gould has hit nostalgia GOLD with her My First Tattoo series.
thingsiatethatilove:

“My first...</description><link>http://elmokeep.com/post/611974180</link><guid>http://elmokeep.com/post/611974180</guid><pubDate>Tue, 18 May 2010 23:16:00 -0400</pubDate><category>And the Heart Says Whatever</category><category>It's Not Just For Christmas</category><category>Sorry Mum and Dad</category></item><item><title>I was interviewed for Radio National’s Background Briefing...</title><description>&lt;object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="300" data="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=10275457&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;fullscreen=1&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=0&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=00ADEF"&gt;&lt;param name="quality" value="best" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;param name="scale" value="showAll" /&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=10275457&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;fullscreen=1&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=0&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=00ADEF" /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=10275457&amp;server=www.vimeo.com&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=0&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=00ADEF&amp;fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="300"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I was interviewed for &lt;a title="Background Briefing" target="_blank" href="http://www.abc.net.au/rn/backgroundbriefing/stories/2010/2896235.htm"&gt;Radio National’s Background Briefing&lt;/a&gt; on the back of &lt;a title="Everlasting Digital Life" target="_blank" href="http://hungrybeast.abc.net.au/stories/everlasting-digital-life"&gt;my &lt;em&gt;Hungry Beast&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/a&gt; story (above) on e-privacy. In the wake of Facebook’s latest round of “privacy” fuck ups, Radio National’s report is particularly timely.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Everything from Wired declaring that Facebook has “gone rogue” to Google search trending “How do I delete my Facebook account?” is nicely summed up in &lt;a title="Salon" target="_blank" href="http://www.salon.com/technology/facebook/index.html?story=/mwt/feature/2010/05/17/facebook_privacy"&gt;this Salon article: &lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Why all the hot potato action for the site that had, until lately, been the biggest thing to happen to the Internet since porn? After all, Facebook isn’t running a charity here. We get to post our vacation photos and random &lt;a target="_blank" href="http://xkcd.com/"&gt;xkcd&lt;/a&gt; cartoons for no charge, and in return – well, they had to want something, right? What did we think they’d give their sponsors — besides &lt;em&gt;us&lt;/em&gt;?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;br/&gt;The New York Times laid out just how complex Facebook’s privacy settings have become in &lt;a title="New York Times" target="_blank" href="http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2010/05/12/business/facebook-privacy.html"&gt;this wonderful/frightening chart&lt;/a&gt;. And though the options are indeed bewildering, a new automated tool has been doing the web rounds the last couple of days, and it is &lt;em&gt;great:&lt;/em&gt; &lt;a title="Reclaim Your Privacy" target="_blank" href="http://www.reclaimprivacy.org/"&gt;Reclaim Your Privacy&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;br/&gt;For my money, the person writing most beautifully about digital graveyards is Joel Johnson at Gizmodo, particularly this piece, &lt;a title="Gizmodo" target="_blank" href="http://gizmodo.com/5491404/raiding-eternity"&gt;&lt;em&gt;Raiding Eternity. &lt;/em&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://elmokeep.com/post/611678941</link><guid>http://elmokeep.com/post/611678941</guid><pubDate>Tue, 18 May 2010 21:33:00 -0400</pubDate><category>You Too Can Learn Internet</category><category>Radio National</category></item><item><title>Interviewing Slash</title><description>Interviewing Slash: Can I ask you a question, which if you could answer would solve one of the...</description><link>http://elmokeep.com/post/542509621</link><guid>http://elmokeep.com/post/542509621</guid><pubDate>Fri, 23 Apr 2010 02:06:00 -0400</pubDate><category>Everyone Gets Old</category><category>Original Guitar Hero</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l15lcfVmKc1qz8v4jo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://elmokeep.com/post/534709396</link><guid>http://elmokeep.com/post/534709396</guid><pubDate>Mon, 19 Apr 2010 22:24:00 -0400</pubDate><category>A Picture Tells A Thousand Words Which Is Not Nearly All Of Them</category><category>Hungry Beast</category></item><item><title>Good Night And Good Luck</title><description>Good Night And Good Luck: 
</description><link>http://elmokeep.com/post/524629400</link><guid>http://elmokeep.com/post/524629400</guid><pubDate>Thu, 15 Apr 2010 21:45:00 -0400</pubDate><category>This Is The End My Only Friend The End</category></item><item><title>The Strange Poetry of Julian Assange</title><description>The Strange Poetry of Julian Assange: 
So, you will have heard a lot in the last two days about...</description><link>http://elmokeep.com/post/514390811</link><guid>http://elmokeep.com/post/514390811</guid><pubDate>Sun, 11 Apr 2010 20:45:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Digital Natives Held To Spin New Web, The Australian </title><description>Digital Natives Held To Spin New Web, The Australian :  
WITH their experimental youth current...</description><link>http://elmokeep.com/post/514229727</link><guid>http://elmokeep.com/post/514229727</guid><pubDate>Sun, 11 Apr 2010 19:27:00 -0400</pubDate><category>Life After Hungry Beast</category></item><item><title>Metal Band, or Private Military Contractor?</title><description>Metal Band, or Private Military Contractor?: Let’s play a game! Prizes include nothing, and...</description><link>http://elmokeep.com/post/507076260</link><guid>http://elmokeep.com/post/507076260</guid><pubDate>Thu, 08 Apr 2010 22:03:51 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>VIDEO SHOWS US ARMY KILLING CIVILIANS</title><description>VIDEO SHOWS US ARMY KILLING CIVILIANS: 
Read more…</description><link>http://elmokeep.com/post/499753109</link><guid>http://elmokeep.com/post/499753109</guid><pubDate>Mon, 05 Apr 2010 23:42:54 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Let's All Go Back To The Future</title><description>&lt;a href="http://vimeo.com/10367739"&gt;Let's All Go Back To The Future&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://elmokeep.com/post/467176000</link><guid>http://elmokeep.com/post/467176000</guid><pubDate>Mon, 22 Mar 2010 23:58:00 -0400</pubDate><category>Hungry Beast</category><category>Internets</category><category>The Future</category></item><item><title>The Everlasting Digital Life
Oh, the future! Where we live! You...</title><description>&lt;object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="300" data="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=10275457&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;fullscreen=1&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=0&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=00ADEF"&gt;&lt;param name="quality" value="best" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;param name="scale" value="showAll" /&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=10275457&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;fullscreen=1&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=0&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=00ADEF" /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=10275457&amp;server=www.vimeo.com&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=0&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=00ADEF&amp;fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="300"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;The Everlasting Digital Life&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Oh, the future! Where we live! You have delivered so much! And yet, you are also confusing. I can share anything I want — pretty much — with anyone, anywhere. Which is great! But on the other hand, who owns my data? Not so great.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a target="_blank" href="http://hungrybeast.abc.net.au/stories/everlasting-digital-life"&gt;Read more…&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://elmokeep.com/post/458064848</link><guid>http://elmokeep.com/post/458064848</guid><pubDate>Thu, 18 Mar 2010 23:45:00 -0400</pubDate><category>Hungry Beast</category><category>Digital Legacy</category><category>Online Privacy</category><category>ABC TV</category><category>The Internets</category></item><item><title>Some Thoughts On Old People And The Monthly</title><description>Some Thoughts On Old People And The Monthly: What Exactly Is Louis Nowra Talking About?</description><link>http://elmokeep.com/post/438524496</link><guid>http://elmokeep.com/post/438524496</guid><pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 01:49:24 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Another, less silly thing of mine. (Graphics by Patrick Clair;...</title><description>&lt;object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="300" data="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=9925756&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;fullscreen=1&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=0&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=00ADEF"&gt;&lt;param name="quality" value="best" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;param name="scale" value="showAll" /&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=9925756&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;fullscreen=1&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=0&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=00ADEF" /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=9925756&amp;server=www.vimeo.com&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=0&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=00ADEF&amp;fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="300"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Another, less silly thing of mine. (Graphics by Patrick Clair; script editor, Jon Casimir.)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;For funnies, we also posted this &lt;a title="Googlefile" target="_blank" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7yfV6RzE30"&gt;on the YouTubes&lt;/a&gt;, where it’s gone a little nuts thanks to Reddit and Digg. And &lt;a title="Guardian Media" target="_blank" href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/blog/2010/mar/11/google-teddy-bears-viral-video-chart"&gt;the Guardian&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I also love Google a lot of the time, even if it could be described as somewhat of a “&lt;a target="_blank" href="http://www.smh.com.au/technology/biz-tech/how-google-became-the-indispensable-frenemy-20100308-pqyc.html"&gt;frenemy&lt;/a&gt;.” Still, they have a philanthropy arm as well as their investment arm. They are aiming to go green. However, the point of a segment like the Beast File on the show, is just to say “keep an eye on the big guys.”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And for pete’s sake, learn to protect your data.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://elmokeep.com/post/435763249</link><guid>http://elmokeep.com/post/435763249</guid><pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 20:41:00 -0500</pubDate><category>Hungry Beast Meet Google</category></item><item><title>Here’s a somewhat silly thing I did for Hungry Beast....</title><description>&lt;object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="300" data="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=9692697&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;fullscreen=1&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=0&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=00ADEF"&gt;&lt;param name="quality" value="best" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;param name="scale" value="showAll" /&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=9692697&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;fullscreen=1&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=0&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=00ADEF" /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=9692697&amp;server=www.vimeo.com&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=0&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=00ADEF&amp;fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="300"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Here’s a somewhat silly thing I did for &lt;i&gt;Hungry Beast&lt;/i&gt;. Graphics — which I would like to marry — by Rob Grieves, edited by Nick Hayden. Featuring the voice of &lt;a title="Colvinius on Twitter" target="_blank" href="http://twitter.com/Colvinius/"&gt;Mark Colvin&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a title="ASTEROIDS! on Hungry Beast" target="_blank" href="http://hungrybeast.abc.net.au/stories/asteroids"&gt;Full story is here&lt;/a&gt;. Asteroids are serious business!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://elmokeep.com/post/408408675</link><guid>http://elmokeep.com/post/408408675</guid><pubDate>Tue, 23 Feb 2010 23:32:00 -0500</pubDate><category>Hungry Beast</category></item></channel></rss>
