OH HELLO.

So great of you to visit!

I'm Elmo Keep.

I'm a writer living in Australia.

The short of it. The slightly longer.



I maintain that KISS and U2 Bruce Sringsteen are exactly the same, give or take a few visual aides.

The publication of this thesis is pending. Still right here.

Please, enjoy my pointless commentary on Twitter.

And because this is the internet, I keep a Tumblr too.

I also like to play the ukelele.

Here's the things I like to read.

Recently In Stuff I've Done:

You can grab my FREE ebook!

Other work can be found in the archives.

Do email me to discuss things such as work opportunities, or if you prefer, KISS!