ELMO KEEP

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OH HELLO.

So great of you to visit!

I'm Elmo Keep.

I'm a writer living in Australia.

The short of it. The slightly longer.

I maintain that KISS and U2 Bruce Sringsteen are exactly the same, give or take a few visual aides.

The publication of this thesis is ~~pending. Still~~ right here.

Please, enjoy my pointless commentary on Twitter.

And because this is the internet, I keep a Tumblr too.

I also like to play the ukelele.

Here's the things I like to read.

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The Best Time I Met Vincent D'Onofrio

SELECTED GREATEST HITS:

Stone Temple Pilots Time Traveller Review
METAL LIVES!
The Strange Poetry of Julian Assange
Backstage With Metallica
Shut Up Now, Bono
90 Minutes With Gene Simmons
Bret Easton Ellis
Interviewing Slash
The Google Beast File
Meanjin Essay: The Tattoo
Why I Write (About Music)
Henry Rollins Interview
Kirsty and Elmo review Elton John via SMS
Interviewing Bono That One Time

Other work can be found in the archives.

Do email me to discuss things such as work opportunities, or if you prefer, KISS!

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Duran Duran Live at the Sydney Entertainment Centre

I Saw Duran Duran And All I Got Was This Head-Splitting Migraine

“If I had paid money for this show, I would have demanded with murderous rage, a refund. The constant use of fit-inducing strobe lighting was meant to do what? Beat us into submission? Hide the ravages of age wrought upon the members of Duran Duran from our bleeding eyeballs? It was like being subjected to a ceaselessly flashing interrogation spotlight. Yes, you’re hungry like a wolf! I GET IT!” Okay, the Durranies are not happy. Might I add here that the Herald on April 1st, just about totally agrees it was tragic.